शनिवार, 30 अप्रैल 2011

Inform the police about illegal activities

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Find out if your friend is are real friend

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

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लेटलतीफ सोनम
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जज बनीं चित्रांगदा
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
टीचर बनीं बिपाशा
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
बड़बोली मल्लिका
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
फैशन वीक का आकर्षण
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Where should we have sex? @
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What time should we have sex? @
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Top tips for first-timers @
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Positions women like @
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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley,

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas Fuller

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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शुक्रवार, 29 अप्रैल 2011

AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. ~A.C. Van Cherub
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
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The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
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So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. ~John Milton
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Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~
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Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you. ~
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Ah! a blessing beyond all fate
My sole mate 'tis my soul mate.
~Pixie Foudre
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Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~Pablo Picasso
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Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. ~Author Unknown
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey
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Love is when you can be your true self with someone, and you only want to be your true self because of them.
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Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare
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While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. ~Rabindranath Tagore
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Love is metaphysical gravity. ~R. Buckminster Fuller
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Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~Dan Greenburg
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Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. ~Henry Louis Mencken
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गुरुवार, 28 अप्रैल 2011

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. ~Author Unknown
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light.
~Grey Livingston

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover
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I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art. ~Thomas Moore
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men
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Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. ~Miguel de Unamuno
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Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. ~Miguel de Unamuno
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I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. ~Javan
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. ~Hans Nouwens
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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~George Bernard Shaw
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. ~Edward Thomas
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बुधवार, 27 अप्रैल 2011

Virginity can be lost by a thought. ~St. Jerome

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley,

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas Fuller

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~

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मंगलवार, 26 अप्रैल 2011

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week. ~Author Unknown

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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. ~D.H. Lawrence

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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown

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The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on. ~Author Unknown

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Hornover: what one wakes up with the morning after a night of getting too horny without release.

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I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. ~Gore Vidal

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. ~Jayne Mansfield

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Be naughty - save Santa a trip. ~Author Unknown

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Anticipation makes the hard-on longer. ~Itsby Stevintary

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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

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Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. ~Author Unknown

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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.

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Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.

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The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Virginity can be lost by a thought. ~St. Jerome

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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison

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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown

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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley,

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas Fuller

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

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Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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सोमवार, 25 अप्रैल 2011

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Father : A banker provided by nature.

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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Father : A banker provided by nature.

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Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
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Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
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The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
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Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

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Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

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Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, because, ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.

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रविवार, 24 अप्रैल 2011

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Tips on Naming Your Baby @
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Baby Names @
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SMS Lingo @
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All India Pin codes @
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Help lines & useful links for Indian @
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Report fraud to your boss or institution

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Play an email joke with your friends

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Find out: who loves u?

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Find out: ur boyfriend loves u?

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Find out: ur girlfriend loves u?

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Confess your love to somebody

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Inform the tax office about tax cheaters

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Inform the police about illegal activities

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Find out if your friend is are real friend

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Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

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Size difference? @
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Reaching the G-spot @
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Finding the elusive G-spot @
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Should I tell her if I'm a virgin? @
http://ping.fm/yAZQx
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What if I orgasm too soon? @
http://ping.fm/ZXrg2
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What position should I use? @
http://ping.fm/g44Zd
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Where should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/trhU0
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What time should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/khV0S
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Top tips for first-timers @
http://ping.fm/XRg7R
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Positions women like @
http://ping.fm/6TPIL
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Positions women like @
http://ping.fm/1iCzO
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
First Time Sex Tips
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
सिलवाने की जरूरत नहीं, बस स्प्रे किया
और हो गई टी-शर्ट तैयार
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Report fraud to your boss or institution

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Play an email joke with your friends

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: who loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: ur boyfriend loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: ur girlfriend loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Confess your love to somebody

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the tax office about tax cheaters

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the police about illegal activities

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out if your friend is are real friend

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:

शनिवार, 23 अप्रैल 2011

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
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The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, because, ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
I have nothing to declare except my genius.

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The Love of Technology @
http://ping.fm/jjbGt
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Size difference? @
http://ping.fm/KW9L9
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Reaching the G-spot @
http://ping.fm/kHleI
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Finding the elusive G-spot @
http://ping.fm/W2A9P
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Will I be a good lover? @
http://ping.fm/mEdhM
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What if I orgasm too soon? @
http://ping.fm/L9363
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What position should I use? @
http://ping.fm/R3Hkp
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Where should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/hFlrn
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What time should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/Wt4I8
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
First Time Sex Tips
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
कंगना की समस्या
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
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लेटलतीफ सोनम
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
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जज बनीं चित्रांगदा
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टीचर बनीं बिपाशा
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
बड़बोली मल्लिका
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:

शुक्रवार, 22 अप्रैल 2011

मुन्नी बनने की तमन्ना
नाच-गाने के मामले में बॉलीवुड का कोई सानी नहीं है। http://bit.ly/cuubIC
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Lots of Quotations @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of SMS @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of ScreenSavers @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Lots of wallpapers @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of Jokes @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of Fitness news @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Lots of Bollywood news @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of Lifestyle news @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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Lots of Food @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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बड़बोली मल्लिका
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
चार कप कॉफी बचाएगी गठिया से
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Help Line @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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LOT'S OF HOT-HOT SMS @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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LOT'S OF HOT-HOT Bollywood @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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LOT'S OF HOT-HOT Jokes @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
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LOT'S OF HOT-HOT ScreenSavers @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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कंगना की समस्या
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LOT'S OF HOT-HOT WALLPAPERS @ http://bit.ly/cJXpbH
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लेटलतीफ सोनम
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
टीचर बनीं बिपाशा
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घर में रखते हैं भेडिए
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पति से भी पहले पेट्स
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बीन को बढ़ती उम्र का टेंशन
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
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समुद्र में डाल दें प्लास्टिक
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
सिलवाने की जरूरत नहीं, बस स्प्रे किया
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http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: ur boyfriend loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Confess your love to somebody

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Play an email joke with your friends

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: ur girlfriend loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Report fraud to your boss or institution

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the tax office about tax cheaters

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the police about illegal activities

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
First Time Sex Tips
http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Size difference? @
http://ping.fm/wjkga
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
The Love of Technology @
http://ping.fm/C6Cx9
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Reaching the G-spot @
http://ping.fm/5pvo0
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Finding the elusive G-spot @
http://ping.fm/tBpXq
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Will I be a good lover? @
http://ping.fm/wwVgT
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What if I orgasm too soon? @
http://ping.fm/PyV3T
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Should I tell her if I'm a virgin? @
http://ping.fm/u4iIt
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What position should I use? @
http://ping.fm/fTiRA
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Where should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/Q6TFn
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
What time should we have sex? @
http://ping.fm/cZ1sl
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Top tips for first-timers @
http://ping.fm/8EUOD
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Positions women like @
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:

गुरुवार, 21 अप्रैल 2011

समुद्र में डाल दें प्लास्टिक
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चार कप कॉफी बचाएगी गठिया से
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सिलवाने की जरूरत नहीं, बस स्प्रे किया
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http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Report fraud to your boss or institution

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Play an email joke with your friends

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: who loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out: ur boyfriend loves u?

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Confess your love to somebody

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the tax office about tax cheaters

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Find out if your friend is are real friend

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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Inform the police about illegal activities

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

http://bit.ly/aTSRWe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
दहकती दिलेरी
आग उगलते ज्वालामुखी पर इन डेयर डेविल्स को जान जोखिम में डालते देखा जा सकता है।
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मौत की घाटी
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मजबूत जाल
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पुराने टाइप राइटर्स के शिल्पकार
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केबीसी से पहले कंगाल था
बॉलीवुड के महानायक अमिताभ बच्चन गेम रिएलिटी शो 'कौन बनेगा करोड़पति
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पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
बिना चश्मे वाला थ्रीडी टीवी
ताईवान इंडस्ट्रियल टेक्नोलॉजी रिसर्च इंस्टीट्यूट (आईटीआरआई) ने
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अब स्पेस होटल
पिछले दिनों सर्गेई कोस्टेंको ने ऑर्बिटल टेक्नोलॉजी की ओर से
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मुन्नी बनने की तमन्ना
नाच-गाने के मामले में बॉलीवुड का कोई सानी नहीं है। http://bit.ly/cuubIC
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Unlucky in Love? @
http://ping.fm/IZQRe
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Are You In Love? @
http://ping.fm/j3YrW
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:

बुधवार, 20 अप्रैल 2011

Why Do Men Cheat? @
http://ping.fm/m1CA4
पर कोई टिप्पणी नहीं:
Tips to Attract Love into Your Life @
http://ping.fm/KGqAB
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