रविवार, 31 जुलाई 2011

शनिवार, 30 जुलाई 2011

शुक्रवार, 29 जुलाई 2011

सोमवार, 25 जुलाई 2011

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. ~Author Unknown

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I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. ~Thomas Jefferson

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It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned. ~Frank A. Clark

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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. ~Langston Coleman

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Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. ~Larry King

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Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. ~R.E. Shay

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Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. ~William Shakespeare

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The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. ~Wilson Mizner

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Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.

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Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated.

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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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रविवार, 24 जुलाई 2011

Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

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Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

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Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, because, ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Most people�s religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe.

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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

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शनिवार, 23 जुलाई 2011

शुक्रवार, 22 जुलाई 2011

I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.

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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.

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Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.

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The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence

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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley,

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

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Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.

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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

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गुरुवार, 21 जुलाई 2011

मंगलवार, 19 जुलाई 2011

सोमवार, 18 जुलाई 2011

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.

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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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रविवार, 17 जुलाई 2011

My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse

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If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein

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Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius,

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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov

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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb

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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

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Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa

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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~Roman Gary

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Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. ~

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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. ~

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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~Mary Hirsch

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Humor is... despair refusing to take itself seriously. ~Arland Ussher

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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.

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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.

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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi

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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.

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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb

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Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki

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शनिवार, 16 जुलाई 2011