मंगलवार, 30 अगस्त 2011

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. ~S.J. Perelman

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It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.

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A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. ~Karl Kraus

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. ~Cary Grant

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सोमवार, 29 अगस्त 2011

रविवार, 28 अगस्त 2011

शनिवार, 27 अगस्त 2011

शुक्रवार, 26 अगस्त 2011

गुरुवार, 25 अगस्त 2011

बुधवार, 24 अगस्त 2011

मंगलवार, 23 अगस्त 2011

सोमवार, 22 अगस्त 2011

रविवार, 21 अगस्त 2011