| Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton? |
| A. Place to hang their air freshener. |
| Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? |
| A. They're going to call her Old Spice. |
| Q. What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? |
| A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running c*nt |
| Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? |
| A. Yell at her. |
| Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? |
| A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
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