| Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? |
| A. Slow down and use some lubricant. |
| Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken? |
| A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in. |
| Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day? |
| A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm "Jersey" |
| Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? |
| A. Potpourri |
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Friday, May 17, 2013
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