Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.

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For Sale: Para[how wude!]e. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

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Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.

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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get [how wude!]ed into jet engines.

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Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.

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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

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Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

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Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

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Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

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Death is hereditary.

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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

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Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

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Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.

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Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

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Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?

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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

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Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.

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Cease-Fire Crumbles Between Yemen's Army, Tribes

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Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

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Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

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Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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Assassins do it from behind.

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

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Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

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Always try to be modest and be proud of it!

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

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All men are idiots, and I married their King.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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A day without sunshine is like, night.

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

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A closed mouth gathers no foot.

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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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Monday, May 30, 2011

Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor
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Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honoré de Balzac
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Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~Honoré de Balzac

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An old man in love is like a flower in winter. ~Portuguese Proverb

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Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston

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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. ~Emily Brontë

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Take away love and our earth is a tomb. ~Robert Browning

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You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. ~Werner Erhard

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It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken. ~Marguerite de Valois

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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"

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Ah me! why may not love and life be one? ~Henry Timrod

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The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. ~Terri Guillemets

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Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor

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People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~Douglas Yates

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It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer

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Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. ~

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A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

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Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new.

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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb

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'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. ~Lord Byron

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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar

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Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict. ~Rabindranath Tagore

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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. ~Ben Hecht

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When a man is in love or in debt, someone else has the advantage. ~Bill Balance

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Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. ~Jean Anouilh

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The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but to hold hands. ~Quoted by Alexandra Penney in Self

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken

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If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein

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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

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Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

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Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius,

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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov

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Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

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When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm

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Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid

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5 Ways to Make Sex Sexier
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Why Do Weak Erections Occur?
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First Time Sex Tips

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Obama Visits Joplin, Mo., To Survey Damage
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Veteran Storm Chasers On Twisters

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Former Texas Gov. Clements Dead At 94

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Shuttle Astronauts Say Farewell To Space Station

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Season 3 of VH1's 'Basketball Wives' Tips-off

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Mom-to-be Jewel Multi-tasks With New CD, TV Show

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Sunday, May 29, 2011

First Time Sex Tips

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Joplin Death Toll Lowered To 139

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Cyber Attack Hits Lockheed Martin

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Shuttle Astronauts Say Farewell To Space Station

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Play an email joke with your friends

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Report fraud to your boss or institution

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Shuttle Astronauts Say Farewell To Space Station

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Joplin Death Toll Lowered To 139

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First Time Sex Tips

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Cyber Attack Hits Lockheed Martin

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Season 3 of VH1's 'Basketball Wives' Tips-off

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'Taxi,' 'Grease' Star Jeff Conaway Dies at 60

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Tagliani, Patrick Talk Indy 500

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Mom-to-be Jewel Multi-tasks With New CD, TV Show

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Thousands of Volunteers Aid in Joplin Clean-up

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Raw Video: Deadly Bombing Attack in Afghanistan

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Members of 120 Years Club hold AGM in Cuba

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Barcelona Wins Champions League Final
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Syrian Tanks Attack Towns, Activists Report

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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~

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Report fraud to your boss or institution

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Play an email joke with your friends

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Find out: who loves u?

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Find out: ur boyfriend loves u?

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Find out: ur girlfriend loves u?

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Confess your love to somebody

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Inform the tax office about tax cheaters

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Inform the police about illegal activities

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Find out if your friend is are real friend

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Joplin Death Toll Lowered To 139

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Cyber Attack Hits Lockheed Martin

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Shuttle Astronauts Say Farewell To Space Station

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Season 3 of VH1's 'Basketball Wives' Tips-off

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'Taxi,' 'Grease' Star Jeff Conaway Dies at 60

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Mom-to-be Jewel Multi-tasks With New CD, TV Show

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Tagliani, Patrick Talk Indy 500

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Raw Video: Deadly Bombing Attack in Afghanistan

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Barcelona Wins Champions League Final
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Syrian Tanks Attack Towns, Activists Report

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Saturday, May 28, 2011

Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

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Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

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Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.

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Father : A banker provided by nature.

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Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

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Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

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Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

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Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

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Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

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Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.

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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

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Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

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Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul. ~
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Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor
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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. ~Emily Brontë

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Love me and the world is mine. ~David Reed

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Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. ~Zora Neale Hurston

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Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor

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It is the same in love as in war; a fortress that parleys is half taken. ~Marguerite de Valois

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You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. ~Werner Erhard

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Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. ~

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Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds. ~William Shakespeare, "Sonnet CXVI"

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Take away love and our earth is a tomb. ~Robert Browning

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Ah me! why may not love and life be one? ~Henry Timrod

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Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new.

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A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

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Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. ~

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'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. ~Lord Byron

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Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict. ~Rabindranath Tagore

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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar

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My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse

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The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis

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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig

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We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe

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If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

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Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius,

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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov

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Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein

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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.

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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard

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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb

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Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes

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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb

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Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
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Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid

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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm

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When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein

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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa

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No road is long with good company. ~Turkish Proverb

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

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I felt it shelter to speak to you. ~Emily Dickinson

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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb

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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Mencius

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Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. ~Anäis Nin

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We have been friends together
In sunshine and in shade.
~Caroline Sheridan Norton

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Monday, May 23, 2011

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. ~James Thurber

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Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~Author Unknown

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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.

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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ~Irvin S. Cobb

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Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki

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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? ~Jean Cocteau

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Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Luck is when opportunity knocks and you answer. ~Author Unknown

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Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. ~Author Unknown

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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. ~Harry Golden

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Luck never gives; it only lends. ~Swedish Proverb

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I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. ~Thomas Jefferson

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It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned. ~Frank A. Clark

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Everything in life is luck. ~Donald Trump

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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. ~Mark Twain

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Luck never made a man wise. ~Seneca, Letters to Lucilius

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Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. ~Langston Coleman

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Luck is the by-product of busting your fanny. ~Don Sutton

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Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. ~Larry King

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Go and wake up your luck. Persian Saying

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Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. ~William Shakespeare

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The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. ~Wilson Mizner

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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. ~R.E. Shay

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The past is behind us, love is in front and all around us. ~Terri Guillemets

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People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. ~Douglas Yates

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Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all of the time, made new.

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Love is not singular except in syllable. ~Marvin Taylor

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Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love; it is the faithless who know love's tragedies. ~

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It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves. ~John Bulwer

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Only in love are unity and duality not in conflict. ~Rabindranath Tagore

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A hundred hearts would be too few
To carry all my love for you.
~Author Unknown

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'Tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our coming, and look brighter when we come. ~Lord Byron

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Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. ~Swedish Proverb

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Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. ~Ben Hecht

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Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. ~Lord Dewar

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken

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My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse

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If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe

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A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. ~Frank A. Clark

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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein

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Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau

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Who, being loved, is poor? ~Oscar Wilde

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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig

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The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis

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Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. ~Boethius,

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Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Sunday, May 22, 2011

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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful.

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A good life is the only religion.

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Religion is to do right. It is to love, it is to serve, it is to think, it is to be humble.

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A religion without the element of mystery would not be a religion at all.

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The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion.

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Difference of religion breeds more quarrels than difference of politics.

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Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.

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True religion is real living; living with all one�s soul, with all one�s goodness and righteousness.

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Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.

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God has no religion.

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Most people�s religion is what they want to believe, not what they do believe.

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Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

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There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

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I believe in God, but I�m not too clear on the other details.

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If God doesn�t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.

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When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad. That�s my religion.

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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. ~Anäis Nin

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Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb

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No road is long with good company. ~Turkish Proverb

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

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I felt it shelter to speak to you. ~Emily Dickinson

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In my friend, I find a second self. ~Isabel Norton

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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Mencius

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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. ~Nigerian Proverb

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What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. ~Aristotle

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Friends are kisses blown to us by angels. ~Author Unknown

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A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart. ~Attributed to Heather Pryor

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A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. ~Grace Pulpit

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It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. ~Marlene Dietrich

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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked. ~Author Unknown

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A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails. ~Donna Roberts

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There are big ships and small ships. But the best ship of all is friendship. ~Author Unknown

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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm

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Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. ~Author Unknown

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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.

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I like her because she smiles at me and means it. ~Anonymous

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Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. ~Ovid

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.

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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Mencius

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Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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We have been friends together
In sunshine and in shade.
~Caroline Sheridan Norton

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The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ~William Blake

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It takes a long time to grow an old friend. ~John Leonard

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The language of friendship is not words but meanings. ~Henry David Thoreau

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. ~Leo Buscaglia

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. ~Douglas Pagels

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A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. ~Frances Ward Weller

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Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

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A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. ~Grace Pulpit

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Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. ~Author Unknown

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Shared joy is a double joy; shared sorrow is half a sorrow. ~Swedish Proverb

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I felt it shelter to speak to you. ~Emily Dickinson

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In my friend, I find a second self. ~Isabel Norton

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Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Friendship is one mind in two bodies. ~Mencius

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It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. ~Anäis Nin

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Nothing but heaven itself is better than a friend who is really a friend. ~Plautus

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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. ~Dave Tyson Gentry

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A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world. ~Leo Buscaglia

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A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be. ~Douglas Pagels

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A friend accepts us as we are yet helps us to be what we should. ~Author Unknown

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A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. ~Frances Ward Weller

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Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That's why it's a comfort to go hand in hand.

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Friday, May 20, 2011

The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. ~A.C. Van Cherub
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Platonic love is love from the neck up. ~Thyra Smater Winsolow
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I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. ~Antonio Porchia,
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It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.
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True love stories never have endings. ~Richard Bach (Thanks, Bonnie)
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Love makes time pass; time makes love pass. ~French Proverb
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Life only starts when love comes. ~From the movie Bill of Divorcement, 1932
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ~William Shakespeare
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At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. ~Plato
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The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670
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Ah, lady, when I gave my heart to thee,
It passed into thy lifelong regency.
~Gilbert Parker
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What "love" is I don't know if it's not the response of our deepest natures to one another. ~William Carlos Williams
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I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you.
~Pixie Foudre
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Love does not care to define and is never in a hurry to do so. ~Charles du Bos
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. ~Rita Rudner
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Open your heart and take us in,
Love - love and me.
~W.E. Henley
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In this horror of solitude, this need to lose his ego in exterior flesh, which man calls grandly the need for love.
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Love is being stupid together. ~Paul Valery
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Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. ~Author Unknown
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True love is a discipline in which each divines the secret self of the other and refuses to believe in the mere daily self.
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Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams. ~Fyodor Dostoevski
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Loving is never a waste of time. ~Astrid Alauda
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Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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Love is not consolation. It is light. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
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A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. ~Nicholas de Chamfort
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I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun.
~Charles Hanson Towne
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The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together.
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A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. ~Latin Proverb
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Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
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Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.
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Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. ~George Herbert, Jacula Prudentum, 1651
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Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.
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All love is probationary, a fact which frightens women and exhilarates men.
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We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul. ~
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We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. ~Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach, Aphorism
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Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. ~Paul-Jean Toulet
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Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. ~Author Unknown
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Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor
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Love is the poetry of the senses. ~Honoré de Balzac
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Great love affairs start with Champagne and end with tisane. ~Honoré de Balzac

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An old man in love is like a flower in winter. ~Portuguese Proverb

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The excesses of love soon pass, but its insufficiencies torment us forever.

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Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. ~Emily Brontë

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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. ~Robert Frost

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The love game is never called off on account of darkness. ~Tom Masson

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Love me and the world is mine. ~David Reed

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Sometimes the shortest distance between two points is a winding path walked arm in arm. ~

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You don't have to go looking for love when it's where you come from. ~Werner Erhard

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.

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Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

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Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.

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Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

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Divorce : Future tense of marriage

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Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

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The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.

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Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

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Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!

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Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.

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Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.

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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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I have nothing to declare except my genius.

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.

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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

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Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats

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