zindagi365.com: April 2011

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Inform the police about illegal activities

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Find out if your friend is are real friend

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Catch a cheating spouse husband or wife.

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Chastity: The most unnatural of the sexual perversions. ~Aldous Huxley,

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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.

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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

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Nature abhors a virgin - a frozen asset. ~Clare Booth Luce

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ~Mignon McLaughlin

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Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics. ~Author Unknown

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Sudden acquaintance brings repentance. ~Thomas Fuller

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It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. ~Marge Piercy

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. ~George Burns

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Desire is in men a hunger, in women only an appetite. ~Mignon McLaughlin,

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I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.

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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley

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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin

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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. ~John Waters

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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy

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Sex is emotion in motion. ~Mae West

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Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. ~Groucho Marx

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I think I could fall madly in bed with you. ~Author Unknown

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Sex relieves tension - love causes it. ~Woody Allen

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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons

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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote

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The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. ~William Osler

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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

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Friday, April 29, 2011

AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.

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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"

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Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. ~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln

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The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.

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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich

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A dirty book is rarely dusty. ~Author Unknown

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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown

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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor

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Men get laid, but women get screwed. ~Quentin Crisp

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno

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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen

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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

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Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. ~Author Unknown

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Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. ~Author Unknown

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The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. ~A.C. Van Cherub
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
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The eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love.
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You really shouldn't say "I love you" unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.
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Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
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So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. ~John Milton
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Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~
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Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you. ~
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Ah! a blessing beyond all fate
My sole mate 'tis my soul mate.
~Pixie Foudre
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Love is the greatest refreshment in life. ~Pablo Picasso
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Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. ~Author Unknown
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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. ~Pearl Bailey
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Love is when you can be your true self with someone, and you only want to be your true self because of them.
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Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination. ~Voltaire
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. ~William Shakespeare
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While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. ~Rabindranath Tagore
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Love is metaphysical gravity. ~R. Buckminster Fuller
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Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~Dan Greenburg
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Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Author Unknown
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Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. ~Author Unknown
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Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. ~Henry Louis Mencken
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Thursday, April 28, 2011

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown
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You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well.
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Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown
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Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. ~Author Unknown
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Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. ~Author Unknown
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No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light.
~Grey Livingston

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Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
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Come live in my heart and pay no rent. ~Samuel Lover
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I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art. ~Thomas Moore
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Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men
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Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. ~Miguel de Unamuno
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I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone. ~Javan
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Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun.
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~Claudia Ghandi
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What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you.
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Falling in love is so hard on the knees. ~Aerosmith
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In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. ~Hans Nouwens
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The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost. ~G.K. Chesterton
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I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. ~George Bernard Shaw
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The simple lack of her is more to me than others' presence. ~Edward Thomas
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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Virginity can be lost by a thought. ~St. Jerome

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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.

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Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled. ~Harlan Ellison

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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection. ~Author Unknown

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