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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Monday, June 27, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich
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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor
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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~
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Can miles truly separate you from friends�. If you want to be with someone you love, aren�t you already there?
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Nothing hurts more then waiting since I don�t even know what I�m waiting for anymore.
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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
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I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
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Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
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Love is missing someone whenever you�re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you�re close in heart.
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Saturday, June 25, 2011
An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
http://goo.gl/8FZ4d
http://goo.gl/8FZ4d
Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
http://goo.gl/8FZ4d
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
http://goo.gl/8FZ4d
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
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Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. ~Marlene Dietrich
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When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno
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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
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Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Nothing hurts more then waiting since I don�t even know what I�m waiting for anymore.
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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
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Cause I love you and I miss you, hearing your voice is the closest thing to touching you.
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I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
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Love is missing someone whenever you�re apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you�re close in heart.
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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I�m missing you.
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Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. ~Author Unknown
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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno
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The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul. ~William B. Yeats
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Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~
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Monday, June 20, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse
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Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb
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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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Can miles truly separate you from friends�. If you want to be with someone you love, aren�t you already there?
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I think we dream so we don�t have to be apart so long. If we�re in each other�s dreams, we can play together all night.
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When I miss you, I don�t have to go far � I just have to look inside my heart because that�s where I�ll find you.
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You never know what you have until you lose it, and once you lose it, you can never get it back.
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Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age.
http://goo.gl/8FZ4d
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I�m missing you.
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Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~Roman Gary
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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~Mary Hirsch
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
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Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki
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Saturday, June 18, 2011
Love isn't blind, it's retarded. ~Don Foster and Susan Beavers, Two and a Half Men
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Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light.
~Grey Livingston
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The brightest glow is from love light.
~Grey Livingston
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To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world. ~Author Unknown
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Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~Julins Gordon
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While God waits for His temple to be built of love, men bring stones. ~Rabindranath Tagore
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Once a man has won a woman's love, the love is his forever. He can only lose the woman.
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Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. ~
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Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. ~Zelda Fitzgerald
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So dear I love him, that with him all deaths I could endure, without him live no life. ~John Milton
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Some say that true love is a mirage; seek it anyway, for all else is surely desert.
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We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. ~Tom Robbins
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The music may have stopped but my heart beats to another tune, this rhythm called love. ~A.C. Van Cherub
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As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. ~William Shakespeare
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Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving. ~Author Unknown
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Love in action is a harsh and dreadful thing compared with love in dreams. ~Fyodor Dostoevski
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Love is the greatest touch-up artist of all. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
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A lover is a man who tries to be more amiable than it is possible for him to be. ~Nicholas de Chamfort
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I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun.
~Charles Hanson Towne
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After the day's great sun.
~Charles Hanson Towne
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The arms of love encompass you with your present, your past, your future, the arms of love gather you together.
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Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero
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Desire creates havoc when it is the only thing between two people, or when it is what's missing.
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Some women love only what they can hold in their arms; others, only what they can't.
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Love is like those second-rate hotels where all the luxury is in the lobby. ~Paul-Jean Toulet
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Friday, June 17, 2011
Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
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Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
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