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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Saturday, July 30, 2011
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Monday, July 25, 2011
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who don't depend on it. ~Author Unknown
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I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it. ~Thomas Jefferson
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It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned. ~Frank A. Clark
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Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. ~Larry King
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Luck: when your burst of energy doesn't run afoul of someone else's. ~Mignon McLaughlin,
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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. ~R.E. Shay
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Life is so short, so fast the lone hours fly, We ought to be together, you and I.
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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Sunday, July 24, 2011
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
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Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
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Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
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Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
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Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
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Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
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It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, because, ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. http://bit.ly/cJXpbB
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
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Saturday, July 23, 2011
Friday, July 22, 2011
I once knew a woman who offered her honor
So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
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So I honored her offer
And all night long I was on her and off her.
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When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
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Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity.
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Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead.
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The tragedy is when you've got sex in the head instead of down where it belongs. ~D.H. Lawrence
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Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
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The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
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It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins. ~Chinese Proverb
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
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A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.
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Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen: I'm hoping that by the time I'm seventy I'll straighten it out.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
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An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~Aldous Huxley
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
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There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. ~Abraham Lincoln
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Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. ~Lily Tomlin
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.
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Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
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Love's mysteries in souls do grow,
But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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But yet the body is his book.
~John Donne, Extasy
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If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~Louise Sammons
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The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. ~Truman Capote
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AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder.
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Against diseases here the strongest fence
Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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Is the defensive vertue, Abstinence.
~Robert Herrick, "Abstinence"
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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
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It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. ~Elizabeth Taylor
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. ~Jay Leno
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Sunday, July 17, 2011
My debt to you, Belovèd,
Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse
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Is one I cannot pay
In any coin of any realm
On any reckoning day.
~Jessie B. Rittenhouse
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Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. ~Robert Heinlein
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Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,
And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov
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Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endureth his torments willingly. ~Proverb
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Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
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For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
~Rosemonde Gerard
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Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. ~Malagasy Proverb
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Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
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The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. ~Roman Gary
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Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. ~
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There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. ~
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I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. ~Frank A. Clark
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.
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Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. ~Mary Hirsch
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Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it.
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Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. ~Mahatma Gandhi
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Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public.
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Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom. ~Taki
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Saturday, July 16, 2011
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