funny dirty one liners

Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

A. Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

A. After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A. He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm "Jersey"

Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment?

A. Potpourri

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