funny quotes about beauty

If I have one more face lift I'll have a beard!

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

Beauty Parlor: A place where women curl up and dye

I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that remains.

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