funny double meaning one liners

Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second! More on funny double meaning one liners http://www.quoteping.com/Quotes/Funny%20Quotes/ quotes, Double meaning quotes, new Double meaning quotes, latest Double meaning quotes, Read more at http://www.quoteping.com