funny teen quotes

My grades need to be higher. My weight needs to be lower. My stomach needs to be flatter. My face needs to be prettier.

Me: can you write in the dark? Mom: I can try why? Me: I want you to sign my report card.

Horror movies dont scare me as much as five missed calls from my mom

A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet?

Whenever I say 'I'm bored,' my mom hears 'I want to do chores.'

Oh, so you're taking 20 minutes to text me back? That's okay. I'll take 40.

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